Self-described heterosexual who does gay things and Traci’s own nudist colony neighbor, Truck Driver Al joins the Hilarious Hypnotist to discuss love, loss, and Ling Ling.

Meet Alan and watch how he trance-forms into Ling Ling when he puts on his mask. Revealing a secret sadness though, listen in as Alan shares his story of failure and hitting rock bottom in the first of this two-part series.

Because we are all screwed up, right? But with humor and the hilarious hypnotist, we can get through it and to the other side with laughter!

KEY POINTS:

- Making the decision to live how you want, on your terms

- Interviewing Alan versus the living doll Ling Ling

- The suicide attempt and pinnacle in Alan’s life

- Why Alan refers to himself as a “male” but not a man

- How Ling Ling was born

QUOTABLES:

“Every relationship I had with a woman has failed. Obviously, I’m single. So I've just been chasing women since I was 12. And that's always led me down all these dark paths. So now that I'm 50, I made a choice to maybe try to live how I want to, not how I'm supposed to.”

“I try to participate in the ‘real world’ as little as possible. I'm not trying to escape from or hide from it. I just find it phony and fraudulent. I think it's a big nonsense show to distract you from being who you really are.”

“I still feel like a failure. Failure as a dad, as a man. Like even now, to this very day. I don't consider myself a man. I call myself a male.”